(Source: outinhighheels, via helloboner)
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Person: do you have a boyfriend?
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Me: are you making fun of me
i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet
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teacher: where is your homework
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me: queued
shit i need to have £98 still in my savings account in July to pay for the rest of my Reading ticket but i keep moving it across into my current account and spending it
fucking internet banking, makes this too easy
Anonymous asked:
Hi, I am in your geography class and sometimes, I just can't stop looking at you. You're so fit and I want to talk to you but I'm scared of how you will react xxxxxxxx
…is this mr harris?
my brother just rang me from downstairs to tell me to listen out for the door. when he is downstairs. why.
